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Thursday, March 28
Realizing that he's up for re-election next year and wants to seem as if he's actually doing honest work for his constitutents, Todd Stroger asked for the resignation of his cousin Donna Dunnings, the Cook County CFO who earned an outrageous raise last year in spite of the county's financial state, in light of recent revelations that she had an undisclosed relationship with a recently fired county employee.