Amy Carlton

Keyes vs. Obama Redux?
Former carpetbagging senate candidate Alan Keyes has announced he's running for President again. I wonder if he still claims Illinois as his primary residence...
Saturday September 15 2007Politics/Activism 

Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head
Smutty, Tony-winning puppet show "Avenue Q" is finally coming to Chicago...for only two weeks. Their national tour hits the Cadillac Palace from May 27 to June 7, 2008, even though other cities get longer engagements. I guess the organizers don't understand Chicago's love for dirty words and googly eyes.
Thursday August 9 2007Theatre/Dance 

A-One and A-Two
The Old Town School of Folk Music wants to set the Guinness World Record for largest music lesson as part of its 50th anniversary. All they need is you and your guitar. And by "you" I mean everyone. Register online or by phone at 773-728-6000, then show up with your ax at the Welles Park Gazebo on Tuesday, August 7, around 6-ish to get all tuned up. The lesson starts at 7:30, and it's totally free.
Tuesday July 24 2007Music/Clubs 

Condiment-nation
Neo-Futurist playwright Sean Benjamin recently received 21 packets of taco sauce for two tacos from the Taco Bell drive-thru. Then he wrote a play about it. Now he wants your help collecting one million condiment packets for his Condimentometer project. Because why the hell not? You have more condiment packets than you could ever possibly use, right? Bring (or mail) your packets to the Neo-Futurarium at 5153 N. Ashland, 60640, and be a part of something big and meaningless.
Monday July 16 2007Theatre/Dance 

Getting in on the Action
Following the lead of Gapers Block (or possibly Oprah), Barack Obama is starting a book club. Alas, it's in New Hampshire, so rid your head of the idea that you'll be hanging out on a coffeehouse sofa talking literature with the senator. The first book? Dreams from My Father by Barack Obama.
Thursday July 12 2007Politics/Activism 

News of the Weird
Overwhelmingly Democratic Chicago is finally about to get a "liberal, working-class" anti-war newspaper. And it's...the Chicago Sun-Times! No, seriously, the Sun-Times.
Tuesday July 10 2007Print/Magazines 

Attention Zinesters!
Remember in the time before blogs how everyone had a zine? If you're one of those folks who still photocopies and staples your thoughts into little booklets, the Neo-Futurists would like a piece of you. They're creating a "tiny zine library" so that people waiting for shows to start have cool stuff to peruse. Send five copies of your zine to the theater at 5153 N. Ashland, 60640, and bring free joy (and, of course, your unique perspective on the world) to the huddled masses.
Saturday June 16 2007Print/Magazines 

IML Starts Tomorrow
Hey, kids! The annual International Mr. Leather competition returns to Chicago for its 29th year May 24-28. The fleshy festivities include The Leather Market at the Palmer House Hilton, 17 E. Monroe (open to the public), the International Mr. Bootblack Contest (they like it very much!) and the Black and Blue Ball to wrap things up on Monday. "Queer as Folk" star/comedian Hal Sparks is the headline entertainer. So lace up those boots and show 'em what you got!
Wednesday May 23 2007City Life/Cultural 

More Bad News for Giant Chain Stores
On the heels of the news that the Uptown Borders is looking to bail, the Virgin Megastore on Michigan is also about to shut down. The store will close in July and be replaced by the saucy styles of a really, really big Forever 21.
Saturday May 19 2007Business/Shopping 

Go Ape for Affordable Theater
Do you enjoy theater? Do you have extra bananas? Friend, you are in luck! Because a banana will get you a half-price ticket to "Poker Night at the White House," the mostly true and mostly hilarious story of how Warren G. Harding was the worst president ever...so far. It's got a life-size Harding puppet and H.L. Mencken. Also, there is a gorilla. The show runs through May 26 at the Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland. Call 773-275-5255 for reservations.
Thursday May 17 2007Theatre/Dance 

Estrogen Fest Starts Tomorrow
Estrogen Fest 2007: Back on the Fringe starts its 10-day lady-made extravaganza of performance/dance/theater/music/vaudeville/etc. Wednesday night at Prop Thtr., 3502 N. Elston. Watch people do stuff in the performances and panels, learn to do stuff in the workshops, and buy stuff at the craft fair (curated by DIY Trunk Show and featuring GB staffer Cinnamon Cooper). The All Est Fest Pass is $50, but you can see individual events for various prices.
Tuesday May 15 2007City Life/Cultural 

No Smoking Onstage, Either
The City Council decided today not to exempt stage actors from the smoking ban, even if the script calls for them to light up.
Friday May 4 2007In the News 

Yet Another Lousy Day
Acclaimed monologuist David Kodeski brings his acclaimed monologue "Another Lousy Day" to life again this week at Live Bait Theater. The funny and heartfelt piece, based on diaries Kodeski found in a Clark Street thrift shop, details the daily life of a South Side Zenith factory worker in the early 1960s. Showtimes are Thursday and Friday nights at 8; tickets are $30 and proceeds will help Kodeski produce the show for the 4th International Dublin Gay Theatre Festival. Call (773) 871-1212 for reservations.
Tuesday May 1 2007Theatre/Dance 

Brett's Cafe Closing
This is the last weekend for brunch and breadbaskets at Brett's Cafe Americain, a Roscoe Village standby for more than a decade. Owner Brett Knobel sold the place and is moving to Mexico, where she plans to open an Indian-style hotel. Rumor has it Orange will be opening its third location in the spot.
Wednesday April 25 2007Eating/Drinking 

Decemberists for Free
Attention, chimbley sweeps and barrow boys: The Decemberists are giving a free concert in Grant Park on July July July-y-y-y 18. Hear their wistful tales of woe and revenge backed up by the Grant Park Orchestra as part of the Metro's 25th Anniversary happenings.
Thursday April 19 2007Music/Clubs 

Give Til It Hurts For a Good Cause
Got any blood you're not using? Donate it on May 5 at Sacred Art, 2040 W. Roscoe, 11 am - 5 pm, for the store's second-annual blood drive. Donors will get discounts and free gifts at other Roscoe Village stores during the drive. Contact Sarah at 773-404-8790 or sacredartstore-at-gmail-dot-com to make an appointment and give the gift of life, y'all.
Saturday April 7 2007Offbeat/Misc. Events 

He Loves The Subs
So, a coyote walked into a Quiznos. No, there's no punchline. A coyote really did walk into a Quiznos downtown and just hung out in front of the soda cooler until animal control officials showed up and took him to Barrington. He didn't order anything or bite anyone. The end.
Tuesday April 3 2007City Life/Cultural 

That's Mest Up
Anthony Lovato, former lead singer of the suburban punk ensemble Mest, is being held in an LA jail on $1 million bond for allegedly stabbing a guy to death in a parking garage.
Monday March 26 2007Music/Clubs 

You Got Feminism in My Porn!
Pornography and feminism: two great tastes that taste great together! Tonight you can watch the documentary, "Hot and Bothered: Feminist Pornography," a look at how women are changing the industry from behind the camera. The screening is followed by a Q&A with director Becky Goldberg, a panel discussion with some local filmmakers, and some naughty raffle prizes from Early to Bed and others. All this empowered sauciness takes place tonight at 7:30 at the Leather Archives & Museum, 6418 N. Greenview. There's a $5 suggested donation, and of course you have to be 18.
Saturday March 24 2007Offbeat/Misc. Events 

Another Reason to Shop Locally
That huge Borders in Uptown that was supposed to save the neighborhood three years ago by bringing retail and luxury condos to the area? Yeah, it's probably gonna close, along with the one on Clark & Diversey, one on North Ave., and one in Hyde Park. Because once The Man starts losing money, he no longer cares for your precious "community." Or so I've heard.
Wednesday March 21 2007Business/Shopping 

They Say It's the First Thing to Go
Researchers at Northwestern have discovered a possible -- and very odd -- link between vasectomies and Primary Progressive Aphasia, a rare form of dementia. So, ladies, even though experts are not discouraging men from getting their tube tied, be prepared to hear yet another reason why you should be solely responsible for contraception.
Tuesday March 20 2007Health/Fitness 

Wine, Words, and Song
More than 40 of Chicago's top storytellers -- along with some DJs, live music, and lots of vino -- converge on the top floor of Webster's Wine Bar for Serendipity Theater Collective's second annual 2nd Story: Story, Wine & Music Festival, April 26-May 13. Each night centers around a different topic, like community, fear, heartbreak, or learning from strangers, with a handful of monologists taking the stage throughout the night as patrons enjoy food, sponsored wine flights, and music. Tickets go on sale March 15.
Tuesday March 13 2007Theatre/Dance 

The Viola Project: Shakespeare for Girls
The Viola Project (named for Twelfth Night's cross-dressing heroine) is the braindaughter of Reina Hardy and Ellie Kaufman, two local actors who noted the disparity between the number of young girls interested in theater and the number of female characters to play. So the team decided to get girls aged 8-18 interested in Shakespeare by letting them play all the roles, even Hamlet. Coming up this spring, there's a day-long Antony and Cleopatra workshop in April, a "Sonnet Slam" in May, and a week-long MacBoot Camp in June culminating in a performance of the Scottish Play.
Saturday March 10 2007Theatre/Dance 

Happy Pulaski Day!
If your city or county bank, library, public school or government office is closed today, it's in honor of Revolutionary War hero Casimir Pulaski. However, you will get mail and, sadly, you must feed the meter.
Monday March 5 2007History 

Get Your Paczki On
Today is the Tuesday before Lent begins, so you know what that means -- it's Paczki Day in Chicago! Stop by an old-school bakery -- like Dinkel's, Ann Sather, Alliance or anything in the Polish parts of town -- and get some deep-fried jelly donut goodness. Because starting tomorrow, it's all about the deprivation, my friend.
Tuesday February 20 2007Eating/Drinking 

Through the Lookingglass to NYC
Lookingglass Theatre's signature work, the circus-inspired Lookingglass Alice, is playing in New York as part of an East Coast tour before returning to Chicago this summer. The Times likes it, mostly. Watch the video preview here.
Friday February 16 2007Theatre/Dance 

Matinee Monkeys
Barrel of Monkeys, the theater company that conducts writing workshops with Chicago Public Schools kids and performs their work for adoring audiences of all ages, is adding some extra afternoon performances to its long-running show. Now if you don't feel like trekking to the theater on Monday nights, you can catch That's Weird, Grandma for the next six Saturday afternoons, Feb. 17 - March 24, at 2 p.m. at the Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland. Ten bucks for adults, five bucks for kids. Fun for the whole family!
Tuesday February 13 2007Theatre/Dance 

Longer Living Through Chemistry
Former Walgreens CEO (and son of the company's founder) Charles Rudolph Walgreen, Jr. died last night. He was 100. Fun fact: Walgreen first went to the South Pole at age 67; he tried to go again at 91 and made it all the way to Chile, but the pilot refused to fly him the last leg of the journey.
Sunday February 11 2007City Life/Cultural 

Bored? Join a Board!
Do you have a love of local theater, some spare time, and mad fundraising or networking skills? The Neo-Futurists are looking for a few good board members who are "ready to rock, albeit in a prudent and fiscally sound way while keeping constant sight of your fiduciary responsibilities." Send a note to development director Ian Belknap (development-at-neofuturists-dot-org) to request an application.
Friday February 9 2007Theatre/Dance 

Vince Vaughn F*cks Up Traffic Again
Filming for Fred Claus, in which Vince plays Santa's bitter brother, will shut down Wacker Drive between Wabash and Orleans this Friday night from 8-11. The bridges at Wabash, State, Dearborn, LaSalle, Wells and Franklin will also be closed intermittently during that time so that helicopters can get awesome shots of the river. Vaughn previously stopped traffic around town during the summer of 2005 while filming The Break-Up.
Wednesday January 31 2007Film 

Today's Fun Language Fact
If you say "Chi-caw-go" instead of "Chi-cah-go," you may be part of the Northern Cities Shift, "a series of changes in vowel pronunciation in many Midwestern cities." How 'bout dat dere?
Wednesday January 31 2007City Life/Cultural 

Too Much Super Bowl Makes the Baby Stay Home
The Bears' Super Bowl slot is having ripple effects in all corners of Chicago. For only the third time in the show's 19-year history, The Neo-Futurists are cancelling a performance of Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind. So don't go to the theater on Sunday, Feb. 4. Stay home and watch the puppies instead.
Tuesday January 23 2007 

"Choose Life" Plates Approved
Yesterday, the 34th anniversary of the Roe v. Wade decision, US District judge David Coar ordered the Illinois secretary of state's office to start cranking out "Choose Life" license plates by the end of February. Choose Life Illinois filed the lawsuit after failing twice to get the General Assembly to approve an anti-abortion plate. Proceeds from the plates will support adoption services. No word yet on whether we'll also get the option of a pro-choice plate.
Tuesday January 23 2007Politics/Activism 

Backscratching, Chicago-style
He says he's still "concerned" about corruption in the administration, but Barack Obama still thinks Daley should be mayor. Having Da Mare on his side probably won't hurt that presidential bid, either.
Monday January 22 2007Politics/Activism 

Artists Needed for Landscape Interpretation
Local interdisciplinary theater company Striding Lion InterArts Workshop is looking for 2-D artists to create backdrops for its upcoming production of "Gerrymander," a spaghetti western about the 2003 Republican redistricting in Texas. According to the curator, Jessica Lucas, "Mostly this will be landscape-based work, but all this is open to interpretation of landscape and I hope to find work that is multi-media and unconventional in its use of the 'landscape'." Selected artists will get $50 for supplies plus half of the proceeds when their work is auctioned off by the theater. If you're intrigued, drop Jessica a line at lacgallery-at-yahoo-dot-com by Jan. 23.
Saturday January 20 2007Theatre/Dance 

Local Gal Makes Good
Chicago-born, Park Ridge-raised Hillary Rodham Clinton is officially running for president.
Saturday January 20 2007Politics/Activism 

Harlem (Avenue?) Globetrotters
If you thought the Harlem Globetrotters were actually from New York, you're totally wrong, friend. Today's Trib has a story on the South Side roots of the Washington Generals' sworn enemies, chock full of history and trivia (Meadowlark Lemon's real first name? George). Basketball's goodwill ambassadors are playing at the United Center on Saturday and two games at the Sears Centre on Sunday.
Friday January 19 2007Sports/Recreation 

Women and New Media Conference
The tenth annual Guild Complex Women Writers Conference this weekend focuses on women and new media, complete with workshops on blogging and "electronically enhanced storytelling." Friday night, see keynote speakers Larissa Lai, Alexis O'Hara and Krista Franklin perform their work at Catalyst Ranch, 656 W. Randolph St. Saturday features two sets of workshops followed by a campus tour of Illinois Institute of Technology, 35 W. 33rd St. Check the site or call 773-227-6117 for schedule and price information.
Thursday April 1 2004Books/Authors 

Virtual Benefit for Stage Left
Just in time for spring cleaning! Stage Left Theatre is having a "virtual benefit" during the month of April to raise money for its LeapFest series of new plays. How does that work, you might well ask? Well, you donate stuff that you don't want anymore (in good condition, please) to the theatre, and they sell it on eBay! Bring your collectibles, video games, books, bottles of wine, jewelry, toys, etc. to Stage Left Theatre, 3408 N. Sheffield, by March 31. Questions? Call 773-883-8830.
Saturday March 27 2004Theatre/Dance 

Bloggers in the Trib
The Chicago Tribune finally gets around to covering last month's Gapers' Block/SPEC Chicago reading at Uncle Fun in today's Q section. The paper version includes pictures of Mimi Smartypants, Shasta MacNasty and other "digital beatniks" (seriously).
Sunday March 21 2004Weblogs 

Titties and Clowns!
What goes best with naughty nude ladies? Circus people! The Midnight Circus has joined Lavender Cabaret's successful neo-burlesque revue, Femme TV. The Sugarbabies will now share the stage with acrobats, jugglers, and even a dog act (get your mind out of the gutter, sicko!) every Friday night at 10:30 at Lakeshore Theater, 3175 N. Broadway.
Sunday March 7 2004Theatre/Dance 

Throw a chair at your sister-wife in celebration
The British opera based on Chicago's very own "Jerry Springer Show" won some big fancy theater awards this weekend, including Best New Musical.
Sunday February 22 2004Theatre/Dance 

Buy Some Broadcast History
Have you always wanted a framed production still of a "Cagney and Lacey" episode? How 'bout a large wall graphic of Fibber McGee and Molly? Now's your chance, friend! The Museum of Broadcast Communications is having a garage sale to raise money for its new building, scheduled to open in 2005. The sale will be held March 6 at the MBC's previous home, The Chicago Cultural Center, 78 E. Washington, from noon to 8 pm.
Sunday February 15 2004Radio/TV 

Annoyance in Uptown
Legendary improv company The Annoyance Theater, which took up temporary residence on Lincoln Ave. in 2000 after being booted from its longtime home across from the Metro, has found a permanent spot. The troupe will soon be moving to 4840 N. Broadway as part of the Uptown Chamber of Commerce's plan to create an entertainment district in the neighborhood, which already includes hotspots such as the Green Mill, the Aragon and the Riviera.
Sunday February 15 2004Theatre/Dance 

Big-time Bucket Boys
Those talented teens who play their makeshift drums along Michigan Ave. are getting their big break: They're heading to LA to perform at the NBA All-Star Game's pre-game event. If they do well, they'll be playing during the game itself. [trib login: gapers/gapers]
Sunday February 1 2004Music/Clubs 

A Prize for Studs
The National Book Critics Circle will be giving its lifetime achievement award this year to Chicago's favorite oral historian and national treasure Studs Terkel. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Tuesday January 20 2004Books/Authors 

Hope for Big Chicks
Organized public outcry -- and a proposed state amendment -- might save Uptown's beloved gay bar, Big Chicks. The bar's liquor license is threatened by a state law that says bars can't be less than 100 feet from a house of worship (Big Chicks shares an alley with a synagogue, and has for nearly two decades without incident). State Rep Larry McKeon is proposing an exemption for the bar. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Friday January 16 2004Politics/Activism 

She's Out
Former Illinois Senator and ambassador to New Zealand Carol Moseley-Braun is dropping out of the presidential race, citing low poll numbers and lower campaign funds. She's endorsing Howard Dean.
Thursday January 15 2004Politics/Activism 

Sex and the Windy City
A new study from the University of Chicago suggests city residents aren't getting enough play, to the detriment of their communities and cultural institutions. Between later marriage, the prevalence of divorce, and domestic violence, Chicagoans spend about half their lives single and half of their single lives alone. Researchers also found neighborhood, ethnicity, sexual preference and friends could significantly limit people's sexual behavior. Research leader Edward O. Laumann -- hailed as "the new Kinsey" for his studies of modern sexual health -- will release a book on his findings in the spring. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Friday January 9 2004Schools/Education 

Coming Out Against Cancer
Chicago's Lesbian Community Cancer Project had a rough year in 2003, with funding cuts leading to staff layoffs. But LCCP hopes to make up lost ground this year, starting February 7 with its 13th annual Coming Out Against Cancer Ball, one of the Midwest's largest LGBT social events. Dance the night away -- with special DJ Meshell Ndegeocello -- at the South Shore Cultural Center, 7059 South Shore Drive. VIP reception begins at 6:30 p.m., and the Ball runs from 8:00 p.m. to midnight.
Monday January 5 2004Offbeat/Misc. Events 

New Laws for 2004
More than 200 new laws take effect in the city and state today, including ordinances to increase the minimum wage, institute Sunday parking meter fees, make popcorn the official snack of Illinois, forbid anyone but a doctor or dentist from splitting your tongue, and create a drug discount card for seniors. Get in the know! [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Thursday January 1 2004Politics/Activism 

Chicago is a Killer
The annual number of shootings and homicides are steadily decreasing around the country. But for the second time in three years, Chicago leads the nation in murders -- 599 in 2003, compared with 594 in NYC and fewer than 500 in LA. Our city's murder rate is actually three times New York's because of our smaller population. Happy new year! [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Thursday January 1 2004In the News 

Storefront theaters endangered?
In the wake of the deadly E2 nightclub trampling, Chicago's Department of Revenue has been cracking down on that most Chicago-y of entertainment venues, the storefront theater. Since Nov. 21, the city has issued cease-and-desist orders to five theaters with insufficient or outdated permits -- TimeLine Theater, Playground Improv Theater, Artistic Home, Profiles, and WNEP. Tribune theater critic Michael Phillips worries about the chilling effect on the city's independent theater scene. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Sunday December 21 2003Theatre/Dance 

Corporate Groceries Fucked
Dominick's may be closing 25 of its 113 stores soon after parent company Safeway gave up trying to sell the chain last month. No word until January about which locations will be affected. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Tuesday December 16 2003Eating/Drinking 

Neoconservatism's Chicago Roots
This week, Cecil Adams has the straight dope on former U of Chicago professor Leo Strauss. Strauss developed the "neoconservative" political philosophy, and many of his followers (Wolfowitz, etc.) are now running the show in Washington.
Friday December 12 2003Politics/Activism 

Bottomless Closet
If your New Year's resolutions include cleaning out your closet, consider donating your clothes and accessories to Bottomless Closet, which provides free interview suits and office attire for low-income women in Chicago. You can bring your "gently used" work clothes (on hangers) to 445 North Wells, Suite 301, the second Saturday of every month from 9 am to noon.
Thursday December 11 2003Politics/Activism 

Hi Ricky Closes
Hi Ricky's three noodle shops are no more. With rising real estate prices in Wicker Park, Lakeview, and the West Loop, the owners decided to cash out and roll around in their piles of money, leaving Chicagoans with slightly fewer pan-Asian cuisine options.
Wednesday December 10 2003Eating/Drinking 

God Bless Us, Every One
If "Sock-Puppet Showgirls" tickled your tittybone, you might want to check out Harvey Finklestein's latest extravaganza, A Puppet Christmas Carol. Saturdays at 10:30 pm through January 3 at Live Bait Theater, 3914 N. Clark.
Friday December 5 2003Theatre/Dance 

Penguins, LT, and beer
Mysterious and venerable Chicago blogger Mimi Smartypants has a book out soon. Weirdly, it's only being published in the UK.
Thursday December 4 2003Weblogs 

Rink of the Damned
The destruction of the Rainbo Roller Center (to make room for new condos, natch) has uncovered six bags' worth of human bones in the rink's basement. Police are investigating. Perhaps the new condos will be haunted....[Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Wednesday December 3 2003In the News 

Another Lousy Day
Chicago playwright David Kodeski's "Another Lousy Day" gets the public radio treatment with a premiere event Dec. 10 at Lifeline Theatre, 6912 N. Glenwood Ave., 7:30 pm. (Call 312-948-4800 for reservations.) In the much-acclaimed monologue, Kodeski investigates the life a South Side woman whose diaries he found in an Andersonville thrift store. Chicago Public Radio (WBEZ, 91.5) will broadcast the play on Dec. 11, at 6 pm and again on the program Eight Forty-Eight on Dec. 16, at 9:30 am. Ding!
Monday December 1 2003Radio/TV 

ChicagoPlays.com
Sort through Chicago's dizzying array of independent theater offerings at ChicagoPlays.com, sponsored by the League of Chicago Theaters. See all the openings and closings around town (as well as "what's playing tonight"), plus prices, locations, showtimes, and plot synopses. The site also sells Play Money gift certificates good at more than 75 local theaters and half-price tickets for 125 venues.
Friday November 28 2003Theatre/Dance 

Give a little you
If you find yourself with some time on your hands this holiday season (or whenever), volunteer with Chicago Cares. The group organizes more than 100 volunteer events every month in a variety of issue areas from education to hunger to technology. Volunteer events are structured to work with the average person's schedule, so almost everything is scheduled after 5 on weekdays or during the day on weekends. And you can sign up for single events or ongoing projects. Combat the winter chill by doing something that'll make you all warm inside!
Monday November 24 2003Politics/Activism 

Peaceable Assemblies
Looking for a peaceful way to spend your free time? The American Friends Service Committee (our Quaker pals) maintains a regularly updated calendar of rallies, vigils, meetings, film screenings, and other events in Chicago and the suburbs for the rabble-rousing idealist in you.
Thursday November 20 2003Offbeat/Misc. Events 

Cost of Living Increases
Living in the city just got more expensive, thanks to the City Council. The good news: Owners of big-ass SUVs will have to pay $90 instead of $75 for their city stickers. The bad news: Eating at Chicago restaurants is going to cost you an extra .25% in sales tax in addition to the 8.75% you already pay for a meal away from home. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Wednesday November 19 2003Politics/Activism 

The fix is in
To help lower the stray and unwanted animal population, the city's Animal Care and Control Commission is tricking out a 30-foot petmobile to provide free spaying and neutering right there in your neighborhood. The van, donated by Chicago Wolves owner Don Levin, will be up and running once volunteer and staffing issues are sorted out. (Trib login: gapers/gapers)
Friday October 31 2003In the News 

The Ministry of Housinge
To raise some much-needed cash, Alderman Shirley Coleman (16th) is proposing a $5 universal pet license to cover Chicago's dogs, cats, ferrets, snakes, rabbits, and (presumably) fish called Eric. According to the Sun-Times: "We all know the economic condition of the city. When we talk about layoffs and cutbacks, $5 is not a hardship for cat-lovers. We're just looking at ways to generate revenue. . . . We could generate almost $3 million" from cats alone, Coleman said.
Wednesday October 22 2003Politics/Activism 

Bitch is Back!
The lovely ladies of Bitch Magazine are coming to our town! Enjoy Bitchy readings at Barbara's Bookstore (November 6, 7:30 pm, 1350 N. Wells) and Quimby's (November 8, 8:00 pm, 1854 North Ave.), plus an open house at Women and Children First (November 8, 1-2 pm, 5233 N. Clark). Sponsored by Chicago NOW.
Saturday October 18 2003Print/Magazines 

Bands Against Bush
The Chicago chapter of Bands Against Bush presents the "THIRD PARTY" party as part of today's International Day of Action. Performers include DJ Brock, Tobias, and DJ Transid. 1538 W. Chicago Ave., 10pm-2am, $7 suggested donation. You must RSVP through bandsagainstbush@your-house.com.
Saturday October 11 2003Music/Clubs 

flesh-free feasting
Looking to strap on a meatless feedbag, but don't want to go to Chicago Diner again? Go Veggie has a list of nineteen all-vegetarian joints around the city and suburbs. Crunchy! Update: VegChicago just launched, offering not just a list of restaurants but vegetarian/vegan friendly groceries and catering companies, too.
Thursday October 9 2003Eating/Drinking 

Get your peach panties on!
Just when you thought politics couldn't get any weirder, Mel Reynolds wants to run for Congress again. Reynolds did a stretch in the big house after having sex with an underage campaign worker and misusing campaign funds. Trib login: gapers/gapers
Wednesday October 8 2003Politics/Activism 

George Ryan, Nobel Laureate?
Rumor has it our former governor could be off to Oslo for clearing Illinois' Death Row. (Trib login: gapers/gapers)
Tuesday September 30 2003People/Sightings 

Bush Protest
George W. Bush will be attending a $2000/plate fundraiser today at noon at the Sheraton Hotel (301 E. North Water, across from the NBC Tower), and The Chicago Coalition Against War and Racism and several other groups plan to meet him there. Of course, they'll most likely be shunted off to a "free-speech zone" several blocks away. But it might be a good way to spend your lunch hour nonetheless.
Tuesday September 30 2003Politics/Activism 

She's in!
Former Illinois Senator Carol Moseley-Braun is officially running for president. (Trib login: gapers/gapers)
Monday September 22 2003Politics/Activism 

Burlesque Benefits
It's gonna be a tassel-twirlin' weekend -- for charity, even! Friday night, it's girlie performances and hot-dog eating contests at "CRISPY TITS: We Dunt Burnt the Trailer Down," a benefit for two burlesque babes who recently lost everything in a house fire. Festivities start at 9 pm, 840 W. Washington, $5 donation to get in the door. And then this Sunday, you can help burlesque lady Ravenous Gorge care for her injured pussy (seriously, her cat needed emergency surgery, and there are vet bills). A Pussycat Benefit at El Gato Negro, 1461 W. Irving Park, also features Betsy Chainsaw, drag acts Lusty Lez and Triage Sparkle, "infamous faggot punk rockers" The Rotten Fruits, plus a kissing booth, auctions, and a chance to play Twister with Jesus. The frolicking starts at 8 pm, $8-$15 suggested donation.
Tuesday September 16 2003Offbeat/Misc. Events 

Hideout Block Party
Summer may be unofficially over, but there's still some outdoor fun to be had! This weekend, the 7th Annual Hideout Block Party features a heapin' helpin' of great local (Andrew Bird, Waco Brothers, Kelly Hogan, various Poi Dogs) and imported (Erase Errata, Demolition Doll Rods, the Dirtbombs) musical entertainments. There's even a kids' stage with Twang Bang! Proceeds benefit Tuesday's Child, PLAY, and Alejandro Fund. Festivities occurring in and around the Hideout, 1354 W. Wabansia, Chicago.
Tuesday September 2 2003Music/Clubs 

Chicago Underground Film Festival
The 10th Annual Chicago Underground Film Festival runs August 27 through September 2 at the Landmark Century Center Cinema, 2828 N. Clark. This year's highlights include "Scrabylon" (about -- no shit -- the "cutthroat world of tournament Scrabble"); documentaries on Rockets Redglare, Tribe 8, and feminist porn; "Value-Added Cinema," a 45-minute montage of product placement shots from 70 films; NewCity film critic Ray Pride's piece on the antiwar protest that shut down Lake Shore Drive; plus all the odd, experimental, and non-commercial stuff you just won't see anywhere else.
Saturday August 23 2003Film 

Fun garage sale
Nothing says "fun" like Uncle Fun! And next weekend you can get your inflatable robots, plastic baby parts, '70s TV show lunchboxes and other pop-cultural detritus for cheap at their annual garage sale. August 30-31, 10 am - 4 pm, 1338 W. Belmont.
Saturday August 23 2003Business/Shopping 

Happy little demons
DePaul University has the happiest students in America, according to the Princeton Review. (Trib login: gapers/gapers)
Tuesday August 19 2003Schools/Education 

Fab Four Freakout
The Fest for Beatles Fans (formerly the more snappily named Beatlefest) drags itself to the Hyatt Regency O'Hare this weekend with bootlegs, collectible kitsch, and a desperate celebration of all things Fab. Barrel-bottom scraping special guests include Donovan (who wrote an unreleased song with Paul McCartney), Denis O'Dell (who was mentioned in a Beatles song), and Larry Kane (I have no idea). Expect a tribute band.
Friday August 15 2003Music/Clubs 

Them's Fightin' Words!
Ted Nugent on all us Illinoisans: "They are spineless, apathetic, embarrassing wimps."
Thursday August 14 2003People/Sightings 

Free "Jokes"
The Neo-Futurists are taking their 2001 smash-hit extravaganza "Jokes and Their Relation to the Unconscious" to the New York International Fringe Festival this weekend. But before they go, they're giving one last performance before a Chicago audience, and it's FREE FREE FREE! Thursday, August 14 (that's tomorrow!), 8 PM, at the Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland. See it, or see it again. Because it's great, and it's FREE!
Wednesday August 13 2003Theatre/Dance 

Bitter harvest!
Where did that tomato really come from? As the popularity of farmers' markets increases, regulation is getting tougher. But Chicago is cracking down on farmers' market vendors who buy produce wholesale and pass it off as homegrown. (Trib login: gapers/gapers)
Tuesday July 29 2003Eating/Drinking 

Estrojammin'
Remember how much fun you had at Ladyfest Midwest? Relive the magic at Estrojam! The four-day festival features DIY workshops, the premier of the documentary Coup d'Etat, and a whole purse-load of performances by Cat Power, Lydia Lunch, Princess Superstar, Panda Panda, Big Smith, the intriguingly named Bleeding Hickies and more more more! Proceeds will benefit the financially embattled Women in the Director's Chair. August 7-10 at the Vic, Subterranean, and other North Side venues.
Friday July 25 2003Music/Clubs 

trunk show
Hey, crafty types! Trunk-show traders Ruth and Ebrimah Sillah are bringing their wares back to Caravan Beads, 3361 N. Lincoln, this Saturday and Sunday. Choose from African and Asian beads, vintage beads, jewelry, clothing, and more! Plenty of deals to be had!
Friday July 18 2003Business/Shopping 

buy more books
Does anything rock more than big sales at cool bookstores? Women and Children First's annual blowout runs July 19-27 -- 20% (or more) off every book in the store! Wow.
Tuesday July 15 2003Books/Authors 

Undershorts!
Looking for a film festival that's not just a film festival? Looking for "a cabaret type atmosphere filled with musical acts, performance art, dance, puppetry, clowns...where gypsy palm readers can mingle with video mixers, film noir actors can meet cinematographers, capoeira dancers with naked tuba players"? (Who isn't?) Well, Knuckleface, get your ass over to the sixth annual Undershorts Film Festival, which hits the Congress Theater, 2135 N. Milwaukee, on Friday, July 26 at 7pm.
Tuesday July 15 2003Film 

kick ass!
The fine folks at Chimera, who have been teaching self-defense for women since 1976, will lead a workshop at Women & Children First on July 14. Monday's demonstration -- designed for both women and men -- will present basic techniques of self-defense and assault prevention. At Women & Children First Bookstore, 5233 N. Clark St., 7:30 pm. Free!
Sunday July 13 2003Offbeat/Misc. Events 

Pedal for Peace
Bike along the lakeshore to raise money for bail, lawyers fees, and other costs associated with the legal defense of the more than 900 people arrested for anti-war protesting in Chicago. Saturday, July 12th, Promontory Point, 5491 S. Shore Dr. For more information, call 312-494-5840.
Monday June 30 2003Offbeat/Misc. Events 

in-security deposit
Had trouble getting your security deposit back from your landlord? A new amendment to the Residential Landlord Tenant Ordinance, supported by Ald. Bernard Stone (50th), might make it even more of a hassle. [Trib login: gapers/gapers]
Friday June 27 2003Politics/Activism 

Chris & Heather's Film Jamboree
When cartoonist Heather McAdams and her fella Chris Ligon (former owner of Record Roundup) moved to Delaware two years ago, they took their quirky music-and-film shows with them. But Friday they are back for a one-night stand of cartoons, stag films, bad-movie trailers, and music shorts, featuring live tunes from Robbie Fulks and Kelly Hogan. Yee-haw, y'all! Tonight at 9 at Fitzgerald's, 6615 Roosevelt, in sunny Berwyn.
Friday June 27 2003Film 

Ozone Day
Today's the first Ozone Action Day of 2003! Don't pump gas or mow your lawn or do much of anything at all.
Tuesday June 24 2003In the News 

Anti-war arrests dropped
The city's case against hundreds of anti-war protesters continues to crumble: Charges were dropped yesterday for 103 more people who were arrested on March 20. That leaves just 70 active cases out of more than 800 arrests that night. Strangely, most of the people who got corralled by police and spent nearly 24 hours in jail (with no food or phone calls) were not even the ones who shut down Lake Shore Drive. According to National Lawyers Guild attorney Melinda Power, who represented several protesters, "This was a deliberate plan on the part of the city to intimidate people to not protest the war." (Trib login: gapers/gapers)
Friday June 20 2003Politics/Activism 

Miles of Music
If, like me, you've got nothing to do this Friday, or you work downtown and require entertainment for your lunch break, check out Miles of Music: 20 stages along Michigan Avenue between Jackson and Oak, featuring 45-minute sets from more than 60 local artists. Classical, country, folk, world beat, dance, opera and lots of jazz -- and it's all free!
Thursday June 19 2003Music/Clubs