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Trumpie Says Relax

New spa guestrooms, opening September 1 at the Trump Hotel and Tower Chicago, come with amenities like yoga kits, fresh orchids, and are staffed by "spa attachés" to customize the experience.

Viewing the Stars from the U of C

NASA named another telescope after a U of C researcher, and this time it's Enrico Fermi. The article also provides a list of other U of C affiliates similarly immortalized, from Chandrasekhar to Hubble.

I Believe I Can Fly... Away with Your Money

R. Kelly may have beaten child pornography charges earlier this year, but new legal trouble have surfaced for the "Pied Piper of R&B." South African authorities wants to question him in connection to a concert ticket scam. "Mr. Kelly has no knowledge of this woman, has never received any money from her, and has not been contacted by any law enforcement authorities regarding the matter. He will, of course, cooperate fully with any legitimate investigation of this matter, since he has nothing to hide."

Media Still Finding New Angles for Obama Coverage

This time: who owns Obama's old Jeep.

Ugandan Orphans Probably Don't Like Chicago

Remember the Ugandan orphans who were robbed? Guess who got robbed again.

The Imperfect Crime

You know your robbery isn't going well when you get stabbed in the shoulder and shoot yourself in the foot.

Seriously? Stealing from a Ugandan Children's Choir?

Apparently, some thieves thought it'd be a good idea to steal equipment from a Ugandan children's choir that was in the U.S. to raise money for a school and residence for their fellow orphans. A local businessman stepped in with a donation to make up for the financial loss, but some still lost the last photos of their families.

Michelle Obama: Just The Facts

As a primer on the potential First Lady prior to her speech tonight at the Democratic National Convention, a bio of Michelle Obama.

Corporate Olympic Dreams

Crain's does a detailed analysis of the effectiveness of Chicago companies' advertisements during the Olympics.

NYPD Bust UTAH at ORD

The NYPD arrested Jim Clay Harper, aka Ether, and his girlfriend Danielle Bremner, aka Dani or Utah, as they arrived at O'Hare and JFK yesterday. The pair allegedly went on a graffiti tour of Europe, and were wanted in New York for thousands of dollars in property damage from their spray-paint escapades. Harper is originally from Chicago.

Looking for a Job? You're Not Alone

Chicago's unemployment rate is up to 7.5 percent -- 2.1% over last year -- and we lost 2,700 jobs.

Four Eared Cat?

Yep, four-eared cat. His name is Yoda, as is apparently the tradition with the type.

The Veep-stakes Winner

Don't bother waiting for the Democratic convention. According to the Sun-Times Barack Obama is going to announce his vice presidential running mate this Saturday in Springfield.

It's Sonic Day!

In our continuing coverage of the arrival of Sonic burgers in the Chicago area (actually Aurora), the fast food chain with the omnipresent commercials finally opens today. And apparently not a moment too soon.

Geekonomics

Barack Obama's senior economics advisor is (in Obama's words) just like him: a skinny, tall, youthful, geeky guy with big ears and a funny name who taught at the U of C. Read about Austan Goolsbee in MIT's Technology Review.

Buffalo Shot on I-55

Speaking of nightmares, four buffalo escaped from an area just outside of Joliet and found their way onto 55, which ended up being a bad move.

...and Throw Away the Key

A teenaged suspect has been taken into custody in California for the July acid attack on a Logan Square woman, who is still in serious condition.

Any Major Dude Will Tell You to Have Common Sense

We've all thought about sliding down a stair railing, but haven't actually done it because it's dangerous and foolish. Some guy at the Steely Dan show at the Chicago Theater last night thought otherwise.

The Case of the Desert Graveyard

A U of C researcher discovered a 9,500-year-old, 200-body graveyard in the Sahara. Other than being the biggest find from that era, it also shines significant light on the life of humans when the desert wasn't actually a desert.

Regional Olympic Support and Struggles

In an Olympic angle amazingly un(der)covered by the media, the Trib takes a look at suburban support -- and lack thereof -- for the Olympics.

Now That's a lot of Cocaine

The Cook County sheriff seized 550lbs of cocaine on Monday. What tipped them off? Well, the drugs were hidden in a shipment of cattle hooves delivered to a metal grinding business.

Ganging Up On Gangs

First it was Blagojevich attempting to ride to the rescue of the city in combating gang violence, now the feds are stepping in, offering $2 mil to help stop the violence.

We Don't Need No Stinkin' Stimulus

More than 200,000 Illinois residents have yet to file for their simulus checks, accounting for nearly $63 million in unclaimed tax rebates. Most of the non-filers are seniors, so if the money in your birthday card envelope is a little light this year...

Bensenville Stops Vanishing Temporarily

A large portion of Bensenville is being demolished to make way for O'Hare's expansion, but a judge put that progress on hold today.

Beijing Bests Chicago ... and Everywhere Else

Ever wondered what the world's most famous film critic thinks about Olympic ceremonies, China or President Bush? Wonder no more.

Bensenville, the Vanishing Village

The Windy Citizen launched a new blog on Thursday to cover Bensenvile's plight in the O'Hare expansion. Particularly interesting is a google map highlighting the places discussed on the blog.

Just When I Needed You Most

Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who was imprisoned yesterday for violating bond on charges related a text-message scandal, was booked again today on new, separate charges of assaulting a sherriff's deputy. Detroit journalists are wondering why Kilpatrick's Chicago-based attorney Dan Webb was nowhere to be seen in the legal fracas that ensued, although Webb maintains that Kilpatrick is still a client.

The Case of the Greedy Police Officer

Free 12oz cups of coffee simply weren't enough for one cop.

Fifth-Grade Think Tank

Fifth-graders at Little Village Academy recommend after-school arts and sports activities, as well as recess and gym during the schoolday, in order to curb gang activity and create non-violent, social outlets for students. (All of those are, of course, often first on the chopping block when funding gets tight.) The Sun-Times gives a full rundown of the students' savvy thoughts.

You Can Bank On It

Three bank robberies in Chicago in less than 90 minutes. That's gotta be some kind of record.

Novak to Retire

After a difficult couple of weeks, Sun-Times columnist Robert Novak announced he is discontinuing his column. It ran for 46 years.

Self-Deportation: No Takers?

Chicago and four other cities just launched a program for illegal immigrants to turn themselves in and get deported. Chicago officials said that, so far, no one has taken them up on their generous offer, which runs through August 22.

Justice Waits for Jailed Chicago Cop

John Kass provides a discouraging update in the story of Mike Mette, a Chicago police officer currently serving a five-year jail term in Iowa for a 2005 assault that some believe is the product of corrupt local politics.

Another Cyclist Killed Yesterday; Local Coverage Doesn't Agree

Local media is reporting on a cyclist killed on North Lake Shore Drive during rush hour yesterday evening, but the news stories have been highly inconsistent. The Trib reports the bicyclist was hit by a southbound LSD vehicle that fled the scene. The Sun-Times reports that a man was hit trying to run across the Outer Drive. No mention of a bicycle. Channel 7 reports (per witnesses) that the victim was hit while cycling north on the Inner Drive and knocked into the Outer Drive (the barrier between the Inner and Outer drives is not substantial at the 3300 block) where he was hit again. According to witnesses cited in the comments sections of both online newspaper articles, the ABC version most closely represents reality. Here's hoping our local media can quickly get this tragic story right.

Paying Up from the Grave

Local bank Northern Trust is reportedly suing the estate of Kanye West's late mother Donda for $600K to cover a mortgage on a property here in Chicago.

Investigate The O'Hare UFO

Remember the O'Hare UFO? A New York Times op ed cites it as a reason to acknowledge and investigate UFOs.

"Broke" Park

Chicago isn't the only city in this region suffering a budget crisis. Oak Park is having to tighten the civic belt as well.

Uptown Theater Sold

Jam Productions has acquired the long-shuttered Uptown Theater for $3.2 mil in a foreclosure sale, as reported by Crain's. (Thanks to Uptown Update for the tip.)

"That's not something you shoot ducks with"

The city's gun buy-back program netted more than 6,800 weapons on Saturday, 100 more than last year. One point of curiosity: the city set a goal of collecting double that amount, but it ran out of debit cards before they even reached half.

I Guess Cops Aren't All Bastions of Morality

Speaking of bad cops, the FBI caught a police officer who took bribes from a tow truck company to steer business its way.

Novak Hits the Gas

Sun-Times columnist Robert Novak hit a pedestrian with his black Corvette in D.C. today, according to Politico. Time Out Chicago wants to know what you think.

Smile, You're On Red Light Camera

The city has 104 red light cameras. They plan on installing 25 more. They expect to collect more than $50 million in fines because of them. If gas prices weren't enough to make you ditch the car, this might do it.

Wire or Liar?

Friends of Drew Peterson (he still has friends?) say he pretty much confessed his involvement in the death and/or disappearance of two of his wives and they have it on tape, but Peterson and his lawyer say they're lying.

Today's Dangerous Job: Evanston Ice Cream Man

Three of them have been robbed this summer.

Animal Welfare Act Violations at Loyola

U.S. Department of Agriculture documented 22 violations for inhumane treatment of animal subjects at Loyola's med school, some of which led to the deaths of rabbits and dogs.

Blotter Blocked

The Tribune and EveryBlock have teamed up to map the paper's blotter stories. The results are... depressing.

Haulin' Gas

High gas prices has created a rise in the number of gas siphoning incidents here in Chicago, which in turn has resulted in a rise in the sale of locking gas caps.

Straight Outta Lynnwood

No, not the Weird Al album -- baggy pants. They're now against the law in the south suburb.

You Picked a Fine Time to Leave Me, Roeper

After eight years of telling us to skip it or see it, Richard Roeper announced that he is leaving At the Movies in mid-August, leaving the show without a consistent host as Roger Ebert continues to recuperate from cancer treatment. Roeper's plans for the future are unclear.

The Play's the Thing

The New York Times catches up with Tracy Letts following the success of August: Osage County and talks to him about his new play, Superior Donuts.

Wear Lead Underwear

The TSA at O'Hare will soon have Superman vision.

Hot Pockets

Workers at a city agency accused of taking, um, unlawful gratuities? Say it isn't (yawn) so.

Jailhouse Suck

After a 17-month investigation, the Feds released a report on Cook County Jail, citing, per the Times, "vastly inadequate medical care, beatings at the hands of jail workers, and dilapidated dangerous building conditions." The best quote comes from U.S. Attorney Patrick J. Fitzgerald, “You can’t have conditions where people are dying and being amputated."

Alpha Kappa Alpha Turns 100

Chicago-based Alpha Kappa Alpha, the first sorority started by African-American college women, is turning 100. It's celebrating in D.C. with the "largest banquet style dinner in the history of conventions." Mattel's even commemorating the anniversary of the group with the AKA Centennial Barbie.

Psst... Prohibition Is Over

Somebody forgot to tell a South Side man that you can buy liquor legally in Chicago now. He was busted by cops in Tennessee transporting moonshine across state lines. Riding shotgun with him? His dog, Thunder.

D&D and Pufferfish Poison

The guy who allegedly bought pufferfish toxin to kill his wife was a big fan of Dungeons & Dragons. Evidently that makes him creepier.

Undercover Cross Border Drug Sting

No, not that border; the Chicago-Evanston border.

Send in the (Retired) Troops?

Today Gov. Blagojevich suggested to the press (before he'd suggested it to Mayor Daley, apparently) that the state rehire retired Chicago police officers, bring in the Illinois National Guard, or State Police officers to help combat the city's surge in violent crimes.

Swimming to Chicago

Seventeen year-old Ethan Hall is swimming from Indiana to Chicago today to raise money for diabetes research. From Porter Beach in Indiana to Oak Street Beach, Hall's 29-mile trip should take about 14 hours. And what are you doing with your day?

Alive Stingrays

Today's nonhuman heartbreaker: A temperature control system malfunction at the Brookfield Zoo killed 16 stingrays.

Lost Dog

Today's heartwarmer: Bo, a collie from Arlington Heights, was separated from his family five years ago, but just turned up in the Winnebago County Animal Shelter in Rockford.

Showing You the Money, One Town at a Time

In a recent CNNMoney.com article featuring the 25 top-earning towns in the country, Chicago suburbs wrangled four of the top spots. Lake Forest, IL came in at #3, with a median family income of $212,122 (and a median home price of $1 million), followed by Wilmette, IL at #20, Deerfield, IL at #23 and Highland Park, IL at #24.

Weis On The Hot Seat

The Tribune's "Clout Street" blog is giving updates on Police Superintendent Jody Weis' grilling by the City Council today on the city's expanding crime/gang problem. Weis said he plans on contacting other cities to find out how they've handled it.

Chicago Tribune Editor Resigns

Ann Marie Lipinski announced today that she will step down as the Chicago Tribune's editor and senior vice president. Gerould W. Kern will replace Lipinski, who started her career at the paper thirty years ago as an intern.

The Ballot or the Bullet?

So it's probably just a stray bullet, but maybe a certain Alderman has been straying a little too far from the machine.

Passing the Baton

We're not the only ones who stand to benefit economically from getting the nod for the 2016 Olympics. According to a report, the cities surrounding Chicago might get to stand on the winner's platform too.

People You May Know: Barack Obama

The New York Times tells the story of one of the founders of Facebook who left it all behind to move to Chicago and work for Barack Obama.

Another Report, Another Last Place

O'Hare continues its stellar rankings among large airports, this time placing last in on-time departures and third to last in on-time arrivals. As usual, Midway fared better.

The Luminary City

First it was Ottawa, now a forward-thinker at the Los Angeles Times thinks our fair city should be a model for improving his.

Bozo Buckets in the Sky

Larry Harmon, the creator licensor of popular children's icon Bozo the Clown, died today at 83 years old. Chicago's rendition of "The Bozo Show" remains as one of the most popular children's programs in the history of television.

No Surprise: Code Violations Found in Housing Project

Code violations were found at Cabrini Green following the death of Curtis Cooper, the 3-year-old who was crushed by a rusty gate at the project last week.

Operation Malicious Mortgage

The Windy Citizen gets the scoop on a mortgage fraud case that's taken a turn for the worse.

Airplane Fuel Finds New Home ... in the Lake

On Monday, an Air Nippon jet dropped about 1,450 gallons of its fuel into Lake Michigan. The Trib asks about the event and what's happening to the fuel.

Repeal the 2nd Amendment?

That's what Mayor Daley thinks we should do. Tell us what you think in Fuel.

I Can See Clearly Now

Attention all "playas": You may want to think about removing the tint from the front window of your "hooptie" (do they still call it that?). The city is considering raising the fine for having a tinted front car window from $25 to $250. Now as for that booming bass...

Phony Docs and Toxic Fish

A Lake in the Hills man pretended to be a doctor to buy pufferfish poison. I know there's a joke in here but I can't quite place it.

Are There AARP Cards For Apes?

Keo the ape turns 50 today and the Lincoln Park Zoo is throwing a party for its elder statesman, one of the two oldest male zoo chimps in North America. If you have time, go over to the Regenstein Center for African Apes and show him some monkey love... um, or something like that.

The [For Sale] Tower

The Tribune Company is considering selling the Tribune Tower. Maybe a certain new media outfit should boost its profile...

Step Away From The Desk

Top cop Jody Weis announced that more desk cops will be hitting the streets in an effort to shore up the police push to combat a growing crime and gang problem.

Punishing Fanatics

R. Kelly may be free, but a fans and other hangers on have gotten into some legal trouble.

Baguio, New Sister City?

The city of Baguio, Philippines would like to be another of our Sister Cities. Interestingly, Daniel Burnham did the city's initial master plan.

Awaiting Indie Radio

Loyola University took back the reins of WLUW last week. Meanwhile, the radio station intended to replace WLUW as a community-run entity, Chicago Independent Radio Project (CHIRP), is still waiting for funding and clearing-of-red-tape but wants to launch a web-based feed later this summer. They've put out the call for donations: to help, you can kick 'em a few bucks or donate something from their wish list.

Room For Improvement?

A pastors group gives the Independent Police Review Authority an "F" following a recent uptick in the number of fatal shooting by police officers.

Carlin's Humor: Made In Chicago

Seeing Lenny Bruce here in Chicago at the Gate of Horn turned the late George Carlin's comedic life around. And the rest is seven dirty words of history...

A Desire for Streetcars?

The streetcar in Chicago is long gone, but leave it to a gas crunch to get people talking about bringing back the "Green Hornet."

Chicago Wildlife Gets A Bit Wilder

We’ve had our share of land-based animal interlopers recently: your Roscoe Village cougars, your Quizno’s coyotes. Now you might want to double-check those weekend canoeing plans. A four-and-a-half-foot-long alligator was spotted this afternoon in the Chicago River near Bridgeport.

Will Newspapers Survive? Prolly Not.

A Chicago forum concludes that the old days were fun, but the future looks bleak for newspaper journalism as we know it.

Driven To Respond

The subject of a Sun-Times article in today's paper, who complained about the hardships of not having a car, gets a bit of a dressing down by (naturally) the author of the blog Chicago Carless.

Friedman Institute Under Fire

The U of C's plans to create the Milton Friedman Institute are meeting significant resistance from the school's faculty.

You Say Tomato and I Say...

...you might want to make a note of one particular restaurant chain in Chicago, which has been pinpointed by the Chicago Department of Public Health as one of the major sources of the local tomato-based salmonella outbreak.

Tributes to SOLVE and an Arrest

Following his murder, the Trib profiles SOLVE and provides details about an arrest made in his case. Tributes are being posted in a new flickr group and an ongoing discussion, which has plenty of links to other tributes and information.

Even Better than Tony Danza

Chicago theaters kicked major ass at tonight's Tonys awards ceremony, with Steppenwolf's August: Osage County winning several awards for Best Play, Best Leading Actress, Best Director, Best Featured Actress, and Best Scenic Design. Chicago Shakespeare Theater also took home a regional Tony last month. Congrats!

Driver in Chinatown CTA Crash Dies

The truck driver responsible for the April 25 crash at the CTA Chinatown station that killed two and injured 21 has died.

Street Art Community in Shock

Brendan Scanlon, also known as SOLVE, was murdered last night in Logan Square. Although the Sun Times reports that there is a suspect in custody, no charges have been filed. SOLVE was a core member of the Chicago street art community, and a tireless advocate for the meaningful, memorable use of public space. He was interviewed for a GB feature on street art last year.

R.Kelly Cleared

R.Kelly was acquitted on all counts. Your thoughts?

Taking a Powder

Someone mailed a mysterious, but apparently harmless, white powder to several elected officials at Daley Center yesterday. No comment yet on who received the powder.

Middle Class, We Hardly Knew Thee

A new Brookings report analyzing U.S. regional attributes documents a 14% decline in Chicago's middle class and the 10th worst disparity between high and low income earners.

City Council Approves Children's Museum Move

The City Council approved the move of the Chicago Children's Museum from Navy Pier to Grant Park 33-16. Share your thoughts in Fuel.

Cheap Drugs

Dominick's, everyone's favorite non-Jewel grocery chain, will begin offering $4 generic drugs at its pharmacies.

New Chicago Reader Website: Drinks

The Reader will be launching a new nightlife site this week: drinks.chicagoreader.com. The site isn't live yet, but it's mentioned in the official flickr group.

State Drops the Ball on Wrigley

The State's bid to buy Wrigley Field from the Tribune failed to make it out of the infield in a clash over how to finance the deal. Does this open the door for Mark Cuban to buy the team and stadium lock, stock and barrel?

Viñoly's New Design for the U of C

Following the recent announcement about new construction at the U of C, the school's announcing a new medical pavilion building designed by Rafael Viñoly. The Trib has the most details, but there's an image in the Chronicle article.

Pfleger Gets A Second Chance

A little more than a week after being removed as head of the St. Sabina parish, Fr. Michael Pfleger is heading back to the church on June 16 - with the caveat that he keep his political viewpoints out of the pulpit.

Watch the Skies

Cook County (and the whole region, actually) is under a tornado watch once again. (Saved here for posterity.)

DeRogatis Gets a Pass

Sun-Times music writer Jim DeRogatis won't have to testify in the R. Kelly trial, thanks to a little thing called the Fifth Amendment.

More Political and Religious Controversy

Speaking of Obama, the Chicago priest who vigorously endorsed Obama and mocked Hillary has been asked to take a leave of absence by Cardinal George.

Barack Obama, From A to Z

With Barack Obama's (presumptive) Democratic primary win all sewn up, The London Times gives the A-Z of his remarkable life. Guess what the "C" stands for? There's also an AP bio on Obama with photos from throughout his life.

R. Kelly Trial Goes PG-13

Jake and Elwood might have had a briefcase full of blues, but R. Kelly apparently had a duffle bag full of porn, acording to the latest not-for-the-kiddies testimony in his ongoing trial. A former aide/partner tells tales of payoffs, plots and a dalliance on a basketball court.

The Police Department's Creative Writing Assignments

Well, maybe not assignments, per se, but at least one former police officer is detailing rampant on-the-job "creative writing."

Clash of the Bed Pans

The University of Chicago Medical Center throws off the gloves and plans to set up shop down the street from their "arch rivals," Northwestern Memorial Hospital in Streeterville. The move supposedly is prompted by U of C's desire to treat more well-heeled patients.

Guess Which Movies We Watch

As NPR reports, and Netflix members can see for themselves, people like watching movies about where they live. We're no exception: the first six movies that are disproportionately watched by Chicagoans are about or take place in Chicago.

A Man Walks Into A Comedy Club ...

... and they've been coming in ever since, as Zanies celebrates its 30th anniversary of supplying Chicago's standup comedy needs. You can get in free for one of two birthday celebration shows tonight -- which show depends on your age.

Keep an Eye Out for Twisters

Just a heads up: Chicagoland is under a tornado watch till 2pm today.

The Best Tooth Care a Pimp Ever Had

A Chicago dentist got busted for being the primary money launderer in a multi-city prostitution ring. Of course, he also did dental work for the prostitutes and pimps.

You Can't Get There From Here

Planning on flying to Buenos Aires or Honolulu before the year is over? Better move that date up. American Airlines announced it's cutting flights from Chicago to those two cities on September 3 and January 5, respectively.

Green Line Derailed

A Green Line train derailed on the South Side this morning, injuring about 10 people.

Pardon Me?

Everybody's favorite grumpy (indicted) grandpa, former Gov. George Ryan, gets a hand from another ex-gov, Jim Thompson, in getting Ryan's 6 1/2 year prison sentence commuted.

Free on Your Doorstep and Free on Your Screen

South Siders will appreciate that the Lakefront Outlook has finally gone online, even if it is only in image form.

Roosevelt Offers Education Without Strings

Nationwide, students without social security numbers can't apply for federal student aid and most private scholarships. Soon -- regardless of their immigration status -- students graduating from a new city high school will be eligible for full scholarships from Roosevelt University.

China's Chicago

Chongqing, often compared to Chicago, is only several hundred kilometers from the epicenter of the horrible earthquake in China.

Don't Forget Your Jacket

A little something known as a pneumonia front barreled through overnight.

Clear Your Samples!

Late jazzman Joe Farrell's daughter is suing Universal Music for the use of her dad's music without attribution on a number of hip-hop cuts, including Kanye's "Gone" and Common's "Chi City." We know you own Late Registration and Be: go listen for yourselves. She is seeking no more performances or copies of said albums sold with the offending sample be released.

Teaching Ottawa

A columnist for the Ottawa Citizen thinks Chicago could teach a lot to that Canadian city; a letter to the editor points out that a cloned Chicago would be the wrong way to go.

Jurors Watch 'Kellyvision'

The R. Kelly trial gets down and dirty as jurors see the infamous videotape of his alleged dalliance with an underage girl on a six-foot screen.

US City of the Year

Fast Company named Chicago its "US City of the Year" and convinced Alex Kotlowitz to tell us why.

Marina City Modifications

Despite protests from Marina City residents, Dick's Last Resort's plan to move to and modify the structure has been approved.

Children's Museum Move Clears a Hurdle

The Chicago Children's Museum won the first round in its battle to build a new building in Grant Park.

Crime On The Move?

The Medill News Service analyzed data and concludes that the demolition of the Chicago Housing Authority projects has resulted in crime migrating to nearby areas.

Challenge to the Foie-Gras Ban?

Ald. Thomas Tunney is seeking to force a City Council vote to overturn the foie-gras ban today. UPDATE: the repeal passed, and Hot Doug's will be serving its foie gras-duck sausage "as soon as he sees the law on paper."

That's The Ticket

Received an unexplained overdue parking ticket notice in the mail? Stop scratching your head. This might explain it.

And Then He Turned Into A Real Boy...

The -- ahem -- colorful Stuart Levine, the government's star witness in the Tony Rezko corruption trial, was labelled "Pinocchio" for his alleged lies on the stand during closing arguments. He was also called "corrupt ... arrogant ... unlikable." And that was by the Feds who put him up there.

Moving Bodies to Move Bodies

The U.S. Supreme Court declined to hear an appeal involving O'Hare and the St. John's United Church cemetery, knocking aside another barrier to the airport's expansion plans.

No, I Don't Have a Gun

Dennis Farina, former Law and Order actor (and former Chicago cop) tried to board a flight to Chicago with a loaded handgun in his briefcase. He told police he'd forgotten he was carrying it. You know, like other people forget they've got a full-sized tube of toothpaste in their carry-on.

Chicago All Over NY Times

Our fair city snatched the headlines of the Sunday NY Times, including a feature story about Obama's roots on the South Side as well as another piece about storage locker auctions in the suburbs.

Another Bicyclist Killed

Last night, a man riding his bicycle on Sheridan Road near Winthrop Harbor was struck from behind and killed by an SUV that then fled the scene. The man was in his 50s and is the latest in a tragic string of bike riders who have been killed in Chicagoland this spring. Police are looking for the driver of the SUV.

Another School Arrest

In Waukegan, the staff aren't catching students hacking on school computers, they're catching teachers smoking pot in the teachers' lounge.

Outsourcing Gangbangers?

An anonymous email circulating in a Florida community contends that Tyson Foods is bringing in "vanloads" of gang members from Chicago to work in their plant there, some of whom are apparently fired and "roaming the streets like wild dogs." The local sheriff's office acknowledges the email, but says the information is not true.

Wi-Fi? Yawn.

The "Jetsonian" WiMAX is reportedly coming to Chicago by year's end.

So Mail Service is Getting Better, Huh?

U.S. Postal Service first-class delivery speed is apparently increasing across the board. That said, I present my favorite quote from the story: "It was unclear how delivery as a whole fared or if it was measured at all."

Local Congressman Wants No Second Life

Illinois Congressman Mark Kirk is sponsoring a bill to ban access of Second Life in schools and libraries, citing its lack of robust age verification and the abundance of "wholly inappropriate activities" that may take place there. The American Libraries Association (ALA) is among those who are opposed to this legislation.

Hitting Some Static

The Museum of Broadcast Communications just got hit with a foreclosure lawsuit over $4.5 million in unpaid bills. Puts your overdue cable bill in perspective.

Mayhem on the Streets

What is up with drivers lately? Trucks hitting train stops, bicyclists getting hit, cars jumping the curb -- and now six people (including three kids and an infant) run down in a Bridgeport crosswalk.

Stop the Shooting

Alex Kotlowitz looks at Gary Slutkin's Cease Fire, a program aimed at reducing gun violence in Chicago. [via]

Violence As a Virus

Alex Kotlowitz covers the local group CeaseFire! and their way of treating urban violence as a virus, not as a criminal justice problem. Kotlowitz's writing is delightful as usual transcending a grim topic. I particularly liked this quote:

Blue Bags Go Out With the Trash

After thirteen years and heaps of criticism, Chicago will can the blue bag recycling program this summer, with plans to expand the blue cart program city-wide by 2011.

Daley on Chicago '68

The Wall Street Journal examines Mayor Daley's unexpected perspective of the Weathermen and riots of 1968.

Avoiding the "gloomy underground sarcophagus"

Obviously displeased with the Chicago Children's Museum's proposed new home in Grant Park, the Trib released its fifth alternative location for the museum.

Cougarwatch '08 Continues...

Forget potholes; cougars are the new urban menace. Police got a call from someone who claims they saw a cougar near Lawrence and California at about 3:15 a.m. (not too long after closing time at the bars ... hmmm). Meanwhile, authorities in Stickey say a photo of a cougar prowling around their area is a hoax. Still, there are a couple of eyewitness reports of a big cat near the water reclamation plant.

Second Bicyclist Killed in Logan Square

The second fatal Logan Square bike accident in the last 10 days: 24 year-old Amanda Annis was hit by a car on Wednesday.

50,000 Pounds of Smoked Ribs ...

with "no sauce."

The Wright Stuff

Former Trinity United Church of Christ senior pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright continued his media blitz with a speech at the National Press Club in Washington, D.C. (in which he slammed Dick Cheney's military credentials, or lack thereof). But a Washington Post columnist offers another perspective on Wright.

Another Perspective on the Shootings

After hearing Da Mare, the New York Times, and so many others comment on how difficult the recent shootings in Chicago have been, it was interesting to hear the story of a Chicagoan who knew one of the recent victims.

First Coyotes, Then Cougars and Now...

...horses, one of which escaped from the Noble Horse Theater in Old Town early this morning and wandered the streets for a while. Our new city slogan: "Chicago: Where the Zoo Comes to You."

Has it Come to This? Yes, it Has

The New York Times wrote a profile on Operation Safe Passage, the volunteer group that escorts students to Crane Technical High School each day as a response to the March shooting one block from the school that left a student dead.

Cougar's Remains on File at Field Museum

If you read the article in the Red Eye about the remains of the cougar recently shot in Roscoe Village, you only got half the story. The full article (with some rather vivid details) on the Trib's site, walks you through the preparation of the skeleton and hide for study at the Field Museum.

Deadly Shootings Threaten Olympic Bid

As the city copes with yet another senseless killing (detailed here in this AP report on YouTube), reports say the murder wave could have another consequence - it could wipe out Chicago's bid for the 2016 Olympics.

You Don't Need an Eye Exam

OK, maybe you do -- but not just because you passed by a Chicago Sun-Times box today, and thought that the front page text was backwards. It really was backwards -- an attempt to draw attention to a campaign to stop gun violence against children. "Turning our backs doesn't help," the paper reasoned.

Black Bird

The News Photographers Association of Canada honored Chicago by giving an award to a photo of Conrad Black during his trial. What's so notable about it? He's flipping someone the bird. What's also notable about it? It would have been so much better had the photographer bumped up the ISO rather than using a flash.

Game Over for GTA in Chicago

Thanks in no small part to the recent rash of shootings in the city, the CTA is yanking ads for the Grand Theft Auto IV video game from buses and CTA facilities.

An Especially Violent Weekend

The first real spring weekend of the year saw gun violence all over the city. Police are investigating at least 31 shootings, 6 of them fatalities. Head cop Jody Weis blamed the weather, gangs, and easy access to assault weapons.

Another Bicyclist Death

In another tragic car-bicycle accident, 22 year-old Tyler Fabeck was struck and killed early Sunday morning.

Aftershock!

Hey, did you just feel that? There are reports of aftershocks from this morning's 5.2 earthquake coming in from around the area. The latest was a 4.5 magnitude quake that occurred around 10:15am. (Thanks, Dan!)

Earthquake? You're Kidding Me.

Alright, raise your hand if you believe that Chicago really felt tremors from this morning's earthquake in West Salem, IL. More details here.

Postal Stamps More Expensive. Tramp Stamps Still Cheap.

On May 12, U.S. Postal Rates will go up - again. Sun-Times critic Kevin Nance sounds off on what this means for the publishing community.

Rent Relief ... in as Long as 10 Years

Given the overwhelming shortage of Section 8 housing vouchers in Chicago, the CHA's plan to hold an additional lottery is welcome news.

What's the Italian Word for Irony?

As Pope Benedict arrived in the US to a fanfare of presidential welcomes, he should have consulted with a PR agent before his press conference earlier today, where he decried the abuse of children by priests, saying he was "deeply ashamed" by the incidents. Why? He was introduced by Chicago's own Cardinal Francis George, who holds the titles of president of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops and one of America's Five Worst Cardinals (according to SNAP) for his handling of priest abuse scandals in the city's archdiocese.

Not Even Close

According to the U.S. Olympic Committee chief Peter Ueberroth (and he should know, right?), Chicago is "not anywhere near first" when it comes to the bidding for the 2016 Olympics. Think about it: it's possible we're pulling up the rear with Baku, Azerbaijan (whose name, ironically, means "windy city").

Bidding on Parts of the City

Dana Levenson, the former City CFO who helped Mayor Daley auction off the Skyway and Midway Airport, is about to do the same thing in Toronto.

CTA Passengers, Unite!

Remember yesterday's blue line snafu? Check out images of the passenger revolt with some additional details via the NYTimes.

Bringing The Matrix Home

Beverly area natives and Matrix creators Andy and Larry Wachowski are bringing their cutting-edge movie special effects post-production gizmos to a vacant Ravenswood building. If they reprise the Matrix series, will we finally see Neo at Neo?

Cougar Down in Roscoe Village!

A loose cougar was found and shot near Roscoe and Hamilton earlier this evening. No word if it's the same cougar that was spotted in Wilmette.

Dick's Creating Controversy in Marina City

Dick's Last Resort's plan to move into Marina City and add "garage-style" doors along the river is meeting opposition from residents.

More Baggage for American Airlines

As if being forced to cancel hundreds of flights weren't enough of a headache for American Airlines, the company's pilots have planned a day-long protest next Tuesday in nine cities (including Chicago) over the company's "poor performance and service".

Next Target, Roscoe Village

Legendary Southern California-based food franchise Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles has, um, persuaded the Bronzeville-based Rosscoe's Chicken and Waffles (note the extra "s") to change their name after a court battle.

Prepare for the Invasion

When presented with 236 depictions of natural scenes and the like, our neighbors to the west would like us to think the following: "What the heck is this place, Wisconsin? Minnesota? Heaven?" "No," they will answer, "Iowa."

Pair of Pulitzers

The 2008 Pulitzer Prizes were announced today. The staff of the Chicago Tribune shared the award in the Investigative Reporting category with the New York Times, for its “Hidden Hazards” series on failed regulation of toy manufacturing. Steppenwolf ensemble member Tracy Letts took the Drama category for his original play, August: Osage County. The AP has the full list of winners.

Daleytown? Us?

Seattle columnist David Brewster gives Washingtonians a Cliffs-notes version of Chicago politics.

Charlton Heston Dead

Actor Charlton Heston, an Evanston native and New Trier and Northwestern alum, has died at age 84 from unspecified causes.

Laying Down the Law

Colorful, controversial and highly successful lawyer and judge R. Eugene Pincham is remembered by friends and foes alike.

But Does He Windsurf?

"The idea wasn't to have him bowl, the idea was to have him go to a bowling alley," explained Obama campaign chief David Axelrod regarding the senator's piteous outing last weekend in Pennsylvania (he scored an 80). Apparently Obama dominates the boards, so expect to see his athletic coordination on display soon (which is important for us to know when picking a president).

Banks Statue Gets an '

Punctuation crisis over.

"We're so 1337 that other companies wish they were us."

The Trib earned a national shout-out for its April Fool's Day prank.

Is There a Copy Editor in the Ballpark?

Seems there's a little punctuation missing from the brand-new Ernie Banks statue at Wrigley Field.

Go Ahead, Spread Out

The CTA permanently added two cars to all brown line trains yesterday, though no one seems to have noticed yet. Sounds like you might score a seat if you head for the ends of the platform.

Major Media Mix-Up

Just under 10% of WBBM's staff has been cut, including anchor Diann Burns, other prominent on-air personalities and support staff members.

Cougar Sighting?

No, not that kind of cougar. A wild cat.

More Blue Mondays

Starting Tuesday, the city will be swapping its look-alike orange street cleaning signs for a rainbow of fruit flavors.

Look, Ma, Still Growing!

The Chicago metropolitan area grew by an estimated 66,231 people during the last half of 2006 and the first half of 2007. It doesn't sound like much, but it makes us the seventh fastest-growing metropolitan area in the country.

WGN Newscaster Wally Phillips Dies

Wally Phillips, who hosted shows on radio station WGN for 42 years, died today after a five-year battle with Alzheimer's disease. He was 82 years old.

Arts Building Shutdown Causes Controversy

The Three Arts Club, once a residence for women artists, is now directing its funds toward grant-making instead, and the building itself may become a schmancy hotel -- leaving former residents miffed and outraged at the board's decision-making. Over at the Reader, you can read the full story and reactions of those who loved this unique building and institution.

But I'm Already Eating Ramen

Chicagoans will probably spend an additional $260 on groceries this year, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, thanks to rising prices industry-wide. Just more good news to start your week.

A Different Kind of Blood

Six members of Catholic Schoolgirls Against the War protested the Iraq war during the Holy Name Cathedral's Easter Mass today.

What Might Have Been

Lee Bey presents some fascinating, unrealized plans for the South Loop and the Cook County/City Hall building in the current Chicago Journal issue. As always, you can check out the Emporis unbuilt high-rise section for more crushed dreams.

Funniest Weather Word Ever

"Snizzle."

Carbon Emissions Grant Awarded to the City

Unfortunately, it's for $52,000, enough to reduce the emissions of 13 garbage trucks, among who-knows-how-many diesel trucks in the city's fleet. Well, every little bit helps!

The Sun-Times Video Contest Winner Is...

...a Tribune employee. The 22-year-old intern reimagined "We're Not Gonna Take It" in a video urging Sam Zell not to sell the naming rights of Wrigley Field.

Bought a Calder Print Lately?

Two Northbrook men are among seven arrested in a bust of counterfeit art rings that sold thousands of counterfeit pieces to art buyers around the world.

Chubby Bunnies, Etc.

Some of the Brookfield Zoo's animals are turning into fatties, so the keepers have decided to put them all on a Weight Watchers points-system type diet. What on earth happens at those support meetings?

Homeless Vets

When the troops finally do get sent home, will there be a place for them to live?

The Morning After

The New York Times gets Chicagoans' reactions to Barack Obama's instantly-legendary speech on race in America.

Bursting Fantastical Bubbles

The Field Museum's new exhibit "Mythic Creatures: Dragons, Unicorns & Mermaids" proposes zoological origins of the world's storied beasties. Cyclops? Just a pygmy elephant. More debunking in the Trib.

Life After 'The Co-Op'

After the rumbling has died down, a former Hyde Park Co-Op Market shopper gives a (early) review of its replacement: Treasure Island.

Commodity Exchanges, A Timeline

Starting with the establishment of the Chicago Board of Trade in 1848, Reuters walks us through commodity exchange history.

A Boarding School Without a Madeline in Sight

CPS is now considering public boarding schools for disadvantaged students.

CHA Coming To Terms?

It's not good enough for the mayor's office, but term limits may be coming to the Chicago Housing Authority, which is reportedly looking at a plan to limit the amount of time residents can stay in public housing.

Living in (Green) Style

West Town residents and Art Institute faculty members Frances Whitehead and James Elniski make the New York Times Home & Garden section today for their elegantly styled, green tech-tacular pad. The couple's home features photovoltaic and thermal panels, geothermal desuperheaters, dual-flush toilets and other enviro-sound amenities.

It's Getting Cold; Prepare the Beet Juice!

One anti-ice solution Chicago and surrounding communities are using this year is mixing beet juice with salt. Unfortunately, while it helps cut down on the amount of salt used, it has its own problems.

Syphilis Really is Back

It looks like those "Syphilis is Back" advertisements all over the city are right. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a report in town yesterday that confirms the trend for the seventh straight year.

Bike Safety for Motorists: Now Required.

The City of Chicago's new Bicycle Safety Ordinance now requires motorists to take bicycle safety seriously. Mayor Daley, AAA Chicago, and the Chicagoland Bicycle Federation supported the move.

Foreclosure Lawsuits? 95. Years? 3.

The Sterling Private Residences can now claim the title of reigning Chicago Foreclosure King. Way to go! (If you are a premium subscriber to Crain's, you can read the full article.)

Chicago as Beacon of Hope for ... South Africa?

That's right, at least one commentator thinks we can be a model for reforming South Africa's corruption.

Buy Our Newspaper ... I Mean, What an Interesting Study!

Reuters helps newspapers boost sales with a story about a flu pandemic study that used Chicago as a model. Oh-so-surprisingly, flu contagion reduction strategies would not be "like a snow day."

Mrs. Client-10 is Gonna Be *Pissed*

We all know who Client -9 is, but who is Chicago's own Client-10?

Rezko and Obama: the Basics

The AP's written up a primer on Tony Rezko, Barack Obama and what it all means (and doesn't).

Public Access T.V. Goes Postal

Chicago postal inspectors have created a new show on CAN-TV called "Don't Fall For It" -- urging viewers to beware of fake-check scams. Maybe this is one show you need to watch a few times in order to get truly hooked.

An Open Letter to the Chicago Tribune

Thank you for considering my impressionable mind when editing your fine paper, but you've gone too far. My first glimpse of over-editing was when you changed Shia LaBeouf's "asshole" to the goofy "nincompoop." I was then a little offended when you switched (what I assume was) Buddy Guy's "nowhere" with "[any]where." And then you edited Sarah Silverman's "f*cking" to "doing the deed with." As with my asterisk, if you must edit, could you please stick with the intended meaning?

A Break for Bikers

City Council is now considering fines of up to $500 for drivers who endanger bicyclists. Apparently some aldermen also wanted equal treatment for "rude" bike riders. I'm not really sure how an irate biker and a carelessly life-crushing driver could be considered equally fine-able. But maybe that's just me.

Sit, Uno, Sit. Good Dog.

Uno, the first beagle to win the Westminster dog show, was honored by the Lt. Gov. in Chicago yesterday. That's right, yesterday was "Uno the Beagle Day."

Where We're Going We Don't Need... Landing Strips

Running late for his son's tennis game, a Lake Villa father did what any of us would do - hopped in the family four-seater plane and landed on the golf course adjacent to the courts. Police speculate that a trespassing charge is in the works, though what's a guy to do when the club's tower doesn't respond to a request for clearance?

Watch Those Red Lights

The city is about to install as many as 220 new red light traffic cameras. They've only announced six locations, but two are likely regular intersections for driving GB readers: Belmont and Lake Shore Drive along with Belmont and Halsted.

Once You Go, Black, You Never Go Back

Conrad Black, the former owner of the Sun-Times, reported to prison today. Apparently, he spent all weekend throwing dinner parties at his mansion in Florida. He'll serve six years for fraud.

Hole II: The Revenge

The Little Village neighborhood now has a sinkhole to call its very own. Although lacking the massive proportions of January's Montrose Avenue hole, it still displayed plenty of attitude by swallowing a minivan this morning.

We're #1 in Sales Tax!

Toddler and the Cook County Board finally agreed on a budget late Friday night that comes with a 1% tax increase, which means that city sales tax will increase to a whopping 10.25% in November, the highest of any major US city.

Governor Ryan Trades Packers Pennant for Colts

Due to a change in the medical care provided at his Oxford, Wisconsin prison camp, former Governor George Ryan has been transferred to a similar facility in Terre Haute, Indiana. Ryan asked to serve out his term at the Wisconsin camp, and was not made aware of the impending change upon his arrival.

Embarrassed and Cursing Up a Storm

It probably comes as no surprise that Shia LaBeouf recently apologized for his Walgreen's escapade. More surprising (and funnier) is the Trib's insertion of "a nincompoop" in place of LaBeouf's more colorful language.

NIU's Cole Hall to be Demolished

Like so many other sites of terrible events, NIU will raze the building where the recent tragedy occurred.

Highway Fashion Robbery

Robbers stole $20,000 from a Fashion Week practice run-through at the Hilton Chicago today.

Ah, Crap.

MORE snow.

Taxing Second Graders

A 7-year-old Carpentersville kid got a notice from the IRS claiming he owed $60,000 in back taxes. Turned out, you guessed it, he was the victim of identity theft.

So Long to Sunstein, Sort of

University of Chicago Law School Professor Cass Sunstein -- reportedly the most cited law professor in the U.S. -- is heading to Harvard Law, his alma mater, but will maintain an office at U of C. His colleague, legal scholar and longtime partner, Martha Nussbaum, has also received an offer from Harvard but is staying put.

Why Kids Can't Breathe

A Northwestern U. study of 49,000 Chicago school children shows that childhood asthma varies dramatically by neighborhood.

Laski Unplugged

James Laski, the former city clerk who was sent to prison for his involvement in the Hired Truck Scandal, spent his time in the clink writing his memoirs; an excerpt was printed in the Sun-Times. Laski, who pocketed nearly $50,000 and spent almost two years in jail for his crime, wistfully writes "I told myself the money wasn't for me, but for my family, my loved ones." That's beautiful, man.

Hey, That's Our Money Too

Two Indian princesses who live in Chicago claim they have been cheated out of their inheritance. This, of course, raises the question: How many princesses live in Chicago? UPDATE: GB reader Dubi clarifies...

Tracking Steve Kazmierczak

Waxy.org is investigating the online activities of Steve Kazmierczak, the NIU gunman. UPDATE: Jessica Baty, Kazmier